Barney and robin dating season
When Robin is forced to go on a date with Brad, Barney and Robin almost get to the point of feeling the need to have the talk.
When they still can't go through with it, Lily, ultimately with some help from Marshall, comes up with a plan to force them to have the talk. Great one, and I'm sure there won't be any let-downs in recent future.
If, on the other hand, I'm in a committed relationship, then as your best friend, I have only one request: Please for the love of God, GET ME OUT OF IT! Just tell him it's really important for him to be here, and before you know it, he'll be at the Board Game Convention in Toledo giving your braces money to some guy claiming to be Milton Bradley. I only smoke in certain situations: post-coital, when I'm with Germans — sometimes those two overlap — coital, birthdays, to annoy my mom, pre-coital, on a sailboat, the day The Mets are mathematically eliminated every year, and, of course — wait for it, 'cause Lord knows I have — pregnancy scares. is what Marshall Eriksen is about to say to his wife as he attempts to impregnate her.
Marshall: [after recounting all the times she flashed the "You're Dead To Me" look at anybody] I supported you with all those random people, but this is your father, Lily. Cindy: I swear, every week, I get invited by some frat guy to a kegger, and I say, "I'm a Ph D candidate, and I'm writing a dissertation titled "Foreign Direct Investment and Inter-generational Linkages in Consumption Behavior."Future Ted: Kids, you remember the wrong classroom story. Chopper 12 is live on the scene with Baby Watch 2010.
And after an appropriate number of years you should find someone else - someone like that busty delivery girl from that one time and..her like a cornfield. I was gonna give him an A...well, B plus - Shin-Ya kinda screwed up a curve. Well, four - the one burned through the can and the other one I drank already. I'm Barney, from America, and I'm here to fix your backward-ass country. [shows Canadian dollar bill] Don't know what board game this came from, but it's a [in French accent] joke.
[hiccups and dies; Marshall cries]Ted: [describes picture] Flared nostril ridges, wide unblinking eyes... Barney: Ted, you mentioned that you live right upstairs. RAAAH [rips throw pillow apart and tosses it away]... Robin: When I went to the States, I swore to myself I won't change. Number two, and this is a biggie, quit letting awesome chicks like Robin Scherbatsky get away because you know what, you don't want her, I'm planting my flag in her if you know what I mean-which you probably don't- and getting her the hell out of here. Future Ted: In the fall of 2009, a new couple moved in upstairs.
Hell, I've forgotten more about microwaving fat-free popcorn and watching Sandra Bullock movies than you'll ever know, but...thanks for your concern, rook. If you're watching this tape - and I knew you'd pick this one - you are now in possession of my porn.
I guess I just like the idea of putting all my Robin Scherbatsky knowledge to good use, you know? I will say this though: I've seen Barney work hard to get women, and I've seen him work hard to get rid of women.I thought it was Architecture 101, but it was Econ 305. How are you guys going to handle the whole Santa thing? Of course, I didn't know that your mother was in that class..she thought I was a complete idiot. I-I-I can't stop thinking about how much I hate him. I just want to attack him and rip his stupid clothes off, and start spanking him with his little paddle until his bum's all red. [walks to bar]Barney: [to Ted] Dude, ditch Tiffany and join the Barnacle in the Pharma Girl free-for-all. No, I have I've never been happier, and this Anita sounds lovely. Marshall: I know what you said, but [walks with Ted to steps of patio] I also know my friend, Ted Mosby. I didn't give up on my dream house, because that's the thing about stupid decisions - we all make them, but time is funny and sometimes a little magical. She saw that tweed jacket which basically says you're not interested in nor probably even capable of having sex and she thought, hey, free lodging. Yet here I am, in the most Canadian place in the universe - Tim Hortons, just around the corner from the Hockey Hall of Fame..I don't belong. We haven't met them yet, but we could hear them - all the time.
Well they were always - well, let's just say, playing the bagpipes.
He is trying to decide what kind of professor he ...